How to be a Pirate: Captain Edition 🏴‍☠️🌈

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    CGP Grey

    Kestus: 04:48

    ‣ Adapted largely from The Invisible Hook. It's great, go read it: amzn.to/36PLKSE
    ‣ Grey's 2-hour Director's Commentary: eeposts.info/past/m5zL26yWnNugdZo/video
    ## Special Thanks
    Peter T. Leeson for reviewing a draft of the script. Check out his newest book, "WTF?!: An Economic Tour of the Weird": amzn.to/3eEMm09

    ## Crowdfunders
    Steven Snow, Bob Kunz, John Buchan, Nevin Spoljaric, Donal Botkin, BN-12, Chris Chapin, Richard Jenkins, Phil Gardner, Martin, سليمان العقل, Steven Grimm, Colin Millions, Saki Comandao, Jason Lewandowski, Andrea Di Biagio, David F Watson, Ben Schwab, Elliot Lepley, rictic, Bobby, Marco Arment, Shallon Brown, Shantanu Raj, emptymachine, George Lin, Henry Ng, Jeffrey Podis, Thunda Plum, Awoo, David Tyler, Derek Bonner, Derek Jackson, Fuesu, iulus, Jordan Earls, Joshua Jamison, Mikko, Nick Fish, Nick Gibson, Orbit_Junkie, Ron Bowes, Tómas Árni Jónasson, Tyler Bryant, Zach Whittle, Oliver Steele, Kermit Norlund, Kevin Costello, Ben Delo, Arctic May, Bear, chrysilis, David Palomares, Emil, Erik Parasiuk, Esteban Santana Santana, Freddi Hørlyck, Frederick The Great, John Rogers, ken mcfarlane, Leon, Maarten van der Blij, Peter Lomax, Rhys Parry, ShiroiYami, Tijmen van Dien, Tristan Watts-Willis, Veronica Peshterianu, Dag Viggo Lokøen, John Lee, Maxime Zielony, Bryan McLemore, Elizabeth Keathley, Alex Simonides, Felix Weis, Melvin Sowah, Giulio Bontadini, Paul Alom, Ryan Tripicchio, Scot Melville

    ## Music
    David Rees: www.davidreesmusic.com

CGP Grey
CGP Grey

The Quartermaster's version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0fAznO1wA8

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Idris Braxton
Idris Braxton

@Bishop Kylo Yup, have been watching on Flixzone for since november myself :D

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Bishop Kylo
Bishop Kylo

Pro tip : you can watch series at Flixzone. I've been using it for watching all kinds of movies during the lockdown.

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Aviel Yamin
Aviel Yamin

your pirate lord is quite charming! ;)

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GunlockerGlock
GunlockerGlock

I like the Quartermaster's version more.

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European Dude
European Dude

@MarioRavioli Not really. Sometimes.

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BigotGaming
BigotGaming

remove random crits

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Meowmeowchinga _
Meowmeowchinga _

B o o t y

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tarifonium
tarifonium

You've convinced me in 2 videos and 12 minutes to become a pirate. Or find a pirate-like job.

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fazdoll
fazdoll

3:37 in that cross-section of the ship, the ship is tilted, but the hanging chandelier over the Empire Captain's table is mostly straight. Of course, it's hanging from a chain and responds to gravity.

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Noriaki Kakyoin
Noriaki Kakyoin

Luffy could use this

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Hans
Hans

I really don’t like the colour of that Jolly Roger.

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greasycord xyz
greasycord xyz

So does he join the crew or not ? Saw both videos but just redirects to each other

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MasterCraft Leo
MasterCraft Leo

1:57 Literally everyone on r/niceguys

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Thomasguitarman
Thomasguitarman

Everybody gangsta till CGP Grey starts speaking pirate

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John Bouchard
John Bouchard

"Boop" - Best line in CGP Grey history

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Steve Bounds
Steve Bounds

The boop was the best part!

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제규형
제규형

Thanks for such an entertaining and educational video. I'm sure everyone wanted to be a pirate when they were a child. Well it was either that or a robot or a ninja. But I was a pirate guy. I'm glad to finally know how to become one now.

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fahad999ksa
fahad999ksa

I'd like to talk to sailors please

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DALYN SNELL
DALYN SNELL

[insert all of your “that’s best pirate I’ve ever seen” comment memes here bellow]

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kamathon
kamathon

"[...] Knowing this chance corrodes a captain's confidence in command given the crew's critique of his conduct could conclude his career." What a masterpiece of setence :D

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Chad Broski
Chad Broski

Everyone talk about the fake gun bit but when he says “we cant have that” ohhh my i, i creamed, wow

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Kaboom sihal
Kaboom sihal

That sombra boop, so accurate.

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The Legacy Show
The Legacy Show

So you mean to tell me pirate ships were sleepers

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1DS18CV114 ignatius thomas
1DS18CV114 ignatius thomas

I'm high and this is fkin me up lmfao

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Ramón E. Gómez j.
Ramón E. Gómez j.

ahhhhh yes, imm be a pirate

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Lemonade
Lemonade

Grey has 2 brains

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Konrad Górka
Konrad Górka

That's actually pretty convincing - where do I sign up?

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JoseRomel Manzanero
JoseRomel Manzanero

Instructions unclear: did too much branding, became a company

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brokemyarms idkmlitjkmpis
brokemyarms idkmlitjkmpis

The captain is a freaking sociopath

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Richard Jeff Tayo
Richard Jeff Tayo

Did you just make a script that has an poem here

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Articulate99
Articulate99

Always interesting, thank you.

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Blandbread 561
Blandbread 561

i love the dark humor

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caliphate
caliphate

just fly red flag lololo

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Karpetanoi Druid
Karpetanoi Druid

stop pretending that being a criminal is cool

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Furbait
Furbait

Pirate accent is kinda bad

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Owethu Tobela
Owethu Tobela

3:29 Thems is some mf ing bars😭

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Gamerzera 102
Gamerzera 102

Him: how to be a pirate My mind: how to get in one piece

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F-NIX
F-NIX

its smart im not kiding its brutal but smart =)

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Thomas Aquinas Wibowo • 420 years ago
Thomas Aquinas Wibowo • 420 years ago

How to be a pirate in 2019: -get an AK -get a speed wooden boat -rush a container ship -get arrested/killed by the navy when possible

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Portos Lesteria
Portos Lesteria

Hell yeah now I can find the one piece

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Iron Doge
Iron Doge

*Help me, I’ve been stuck in this loop for almost a year now*

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LTAC turn1
LTAC turn1

Jake and the neverland pirates don't brand

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useless
useless

But... what about finding the one piece? :(

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slumpgod
slumpgod

What about becoming the Kings of the Pirates?

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Rainbow beast 21 The 1
Rainbow beast 21 The 1

0:00 The captain and the quartermaster are looking at quartermaster‘s book

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Electric Bloxxer
Electric Bloxxer

The rhymes and casual talk about slaughter make this video hilarious!

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Stephanie De Guzman
Stephanie De Guzman

captain is my favourite :D

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Azazel
Azazel

Well being a pirate ... well all you have to do is steal YouTube content , and if you wanna be a sea pirate then just steal a ship

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Potato Bill
Potato Bill

Sooo no modern day pirates?

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-
-

arrr piracy is democracy

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Scrill The beast
Scrill The beast

Best part of the videos where definitely the rhymes

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Mr Picky
Mr Picky

how did i discover this channel only today?

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Mahir Azim
Mahir Azim

So this is the first step to getting the one piece

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Enzo Luiz
Enzo Luiz

Who did you find first, the "quartermaster's edition" or the "captain's edition"

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spicykiwi
spicykiwi

captain’s edition

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CosmicDig
CosmicDig

Ouch

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Dollarama
Dollarama

Haha looted treasure goes clink clink

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Spongebob144
Spongebob144

Where's the part about hard tack? Unless samonella lied to us.

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Nick Kayfabe
Nick Kayfabe

I love how he’s all jolly-sounding and pirate-sounding when he talks up until he says: And if ye fight, and if ye lose, *we will torture crewmen to death while others watch.*

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APeachOnAHill
APeachOnAHill

Luffy appreciated this video

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KayD
KayD

Where are the devil fruits...

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Jace Smuz
Jace Smuz

Why is the thumbnail different now

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Samuel Smith
Samuel Smith

I watch pirated movies so...

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abasdarhon
abasdarhon

That entire alternate scenario with very dark and grim tones at 3:05 ending with an affectionate BOOP! kills me every time.

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Chappy
Chappy

This is beautiful

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KV - 06KP 862845 Calderstone MS
KV - 06KP 862845 Calderstone MS

What was that theme i want it.

27 päeva tagasi
Lauren Hilton
Lauren Hilton

I've watched this so many times lol!

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Samuel Mbogo
Samuel Mbogo

Reminds me of black sails

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Sunt Zoo
Sunt Zoo

HELP! I'm stuck in a loop!!!

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Eli Lundgreen
Eli Lundgreen

Ight you convinced me. Sign me up.

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Luke Krohn
Luke Krohn

This is some excellent content! Thank you for making great videos!!

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Tiffany Miner
Tiffany Miner

This is my favorite video of yours. MORE PIRATE STUFF

28 päeva tagasi
GenFox 1G
GenFox 1G

I recently found out more about pirates and that they arnt what most people think.

28 päeva tagasi
Megan Is Awesome
Megan Is Awesome

Hold on, this video had no business being this funny

28 päeva tagasi
Keter Patrol
Keter Patrol

Me, trying to learn how to be a Somali pirate : 👁👄👁

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ToxicBlitzX3
ToxicBlitzX3

1:39 "Cutting our cover, unfurling the flag, ditching the drag, and sullying pantaloons" With the way he said it i was expecting a rhyme but was left disappointed u_u

29 päeva tagasi
utalan patala
utalan patala

The tranquil wholesaler sicily kiss because spring methodically press before a jobless software. hurried, colorful french

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lrwerewolf
lrwerewolf

So I watched the Captain version. It pointed me to the Quartermaster. I watched the quartermaster version. It pointed me to the captain version. So I watched the captain version (again). It pointed me to the Quartermaster (again). I watched the quartermaster version. It pointed me to the captain version (again). So I watched the captain version (again again). WHEN WILL CGP MAKE UP HIS MIND?!

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KoudeZuurkool
KoudeZuurkool

Man CGP Grey has such an awesome way with words. Every sentence or block of sentences is so carefully arranged that it takes quite some views to uncover them all.

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Princess Marlena
Princess Marlena

🎶🎵”Do what you want ‘cause a pirate is free! You are a pirate!” 🏴‍☠️

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ze baguette from france
ze baguette from france

"In a world without money, we would be heroes!" Edward "Black beard" Thatch, Assassin's Creed 4: Black Flag.

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FinDUNE
FinDUNE

If this dude was the captain I I’d join immediately

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Kirby The pro
Kirby The pro

Moral of the lesson: *BRANDING*

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Edwin
Edwin

holy crap that alliteration

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Snowleopard 0
Snowleopard 0

I can rewatch 1:30 so many times also 3:16

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uncle tookie
uncle tookie

Put that age-of-sail music and wording with any agreement and you multiply the odds I'll sign. It's happy time!

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H
H

when did we start teaching people this?

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GameEnderDotEXE
GameEnderDotEXE

People who play Sea Of Theives: *Peace was never an option*

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Limuel Magbanua
Limuel Magbanua

Next the KNIGHTS if u want

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Felicity Chevalier
Felicity Chevalier

I'm in

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Claire Sinclair
Claire Sinclair

The laughable breakfast fifthly bubble because onion notablely separate vice a living hot. thankful, cute doubt

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AJgaming
AJgaming

what about the crew version

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Toon_044
Toon_044

The boop alone earned you a subcription.

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LIM REN JIE Moe
LIM REN JIE Moe

I love when grey rhymes

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Honest Heart
Honest Heart

He said "do it right, and they don't fight" the power of branding

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Super Jumper
Super Jumper

Is this an infinite loop

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Granite Johnson
Granite Johnson

Y'all, wanna have a pirate renaissance?

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Wood Wood
Wood Wood

3:16

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Suso
Suso

Seamen

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Efe Ozan Seyhan
Efe Ozan Seyhan

each videos end sends to other one, I am stuck in this endless loop. SEND HELP.

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Ethan Forsyth
Ethan Forsyth

We can make a religion out of this

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Allan Dexter14
Allan Dexter14

lol

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littleblueclovers
littleblueclovers

CGP did a fantastic job playing a charming character. The captain was so fun to listen to (and a great contrast from the tired and book-smarter quartermaster)

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Ioan Mitru
Ioan Mitru

Yerr maity I'm down 4 the job

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Blake Faunce
Blake Faunce

This is your best vid

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