How to be a Pirate: Quartermaster Edition 📙📈

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    CGP Grey

    Kestus: 07:21

    ‣ Adapted largely from The Invisible Hook. It's great, go read it: amzn.to/36PLKSE
    ‣ Grey's 2-hour Director's Commentary: eeposts.info/past/m5zL26yWnNugdZo/video
    ## Special Thanks
    Peter T. Leeson for reviewing a draft of the script. Check out his newest book, "WTF?!: An Economic Tour of the Weird": amzn.to/3eEMm09

    ## Crowdfunders
    Steven Snow, Bob Kunz, John Buchan, Nevin Spoljaric, Donal Botkin, BN-12, Chris Chapin, Richard Jenkins, Phil Gardner, Martin, سليمان العقل, Steven Grimm, Colin Millions, Saki Comandao, Jason Lewandowski, Andrea Di Biagio, David F Watson, Ben Schwab, Elliot Lepley, rictic, Bobby, Marco Arment, Shallon Brown, Shantanu Raj, emptymachine, George Lin, Henry Ng, Jeffrey Podis, Thunda Plum, Awoo, David Tyler, Derek Bonner, Derek Jackson, Fuesu, iulus, Jordan Earls, Joshua Jamison, Mikko, Nick Fish, Nick Gibson, Orbit_Junkie, Ron Bowes, Tómas Árni Jónasson, Tyler Bryant, Zach Whittle, Oliver Steele, Kermit Norlund, Kevin Costello, Ben Delo, Arctic May, Bear, chrysilis, David Palomares, Emil, Erik Parasiuk, Esteban Santana Santana, Freddi Hørlyck, Frederick The Great, John Rogers, ken mcfarlane, Leon, Maarten van der Blij, Peter Lomax, Rhys Parry, ShiroiYami, Tijmen van Dien, Tristan Watts-Willis, Veronica Peshterianu, Dag Viggo Lokøen, John Lee, Maxime Zielony, Bryan McLemore, Elizabeth Keathley, Alex Simonides, Felix Weis, Melvin Sowah, Giulio Bontadini, Paul Alom, Ryan Tripicchio, Scot Melville

    ## Music
    David Rees: www.davidreesmusic.com

CGP Grey
CGP Grey

The Captain's Version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YFeE1eDlD0

11 місяців tagasi
B1AZ3 P1AYZ
B1AZ3 P1AYZ

Did I become a pirate or somethin'?

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Sean N
Sean N

did he join?

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Commander Kittycat65
Commander Kittycat65

Which one do I watch first?

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camramaster
camramaster

Can you speak with the empire?

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5150jc559
5150jc559

i found your channel by accident. im here to stay.

6 місяців tagasi
BTMEANT
BTMEANT

This is easily one of the best CGP video

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BigotGaming
BigotGaming

remove random crits

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Harry Davis
Harry Davis

Comrade Pirate

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Crunchy Churro
Crunchy Churro

The quartermaster sounds so done with everyone lmao

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Megan Chang
Megan Chang

he reminds me so much of saiki fsr

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Magus Perdé
Magus Perdé

"Personnality matrix" so pirates quartermasters were Myerrs briggs cultists nuttjobs ?

6 päeva tagasi
crickets
crickets

The captain is so cute "ask me about branding" WITH HIS BIG SMILE AWWW

7 päeva tagasi
Megan Chang
Megan Chang

this whole thing is like a gaming simulation, especially with the music

7 päeva tagasi
Devlin Morin
Devlin Morin

Genetic Personality is a Eugenic concept that has been almost entirely discredited. Modern Neuroscience leans towards pretty much all human psychology developing along a fractal matrix. Which means all developmental factors, both genetics (the smallest factor) and environmental (the largest factors) only shift probability. With the final result being both random and Pseudo-Random.

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Christopher Reid
Christopher Reid

A pirates life for me!

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Martin Sandren
Martin Sandren

Well i suppose being a pirate you do run the risk of being persecuted by the empire and there are dedicated pirate hunting squadrens

11 päeva tagasi
Your Mom
Your Mom

I have done so much research on pirates (informational videos like this and ones from Sam O’nella, “true” pirate tales of people who were pirates rather forcefully or willingly) that I know I’d probably die first day as being a pirate, but I’d do it.

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Aiden Zorn
Aiden Zorn

“What do we draw in the parts of the ship that don’t do anything” “Fk it: rocks”

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Raven's Quote
Raven's Quote

Plz help I've watched both of these videos ten times

16 päeva tagasi
Jiayu Li
Jiayu Li

i ship captain and quartermaster fjdlafk

17 päeva tagasi
Sonicelcra
Sonicelcra

Oh okay guess i'll be a pirate or something then

17 päeva tagasi
TTVfarhat 0708
TTVfarhat 0708

STONKZ ↗️

17 päeva tagasi
TRBenjiSwiss
TRBenjiSwiss

do these pirates watch cgp grey

19 päeva tagasi
Tom Conte
Tom Conte

Ok, it's tenth time I'm bouncing back and forth between this and captain's version and still he can't make up his mind!

19 päeva tagasi
William Gabriel Delgado Gauto
William Gabriel Delgado Gauto

I'll join

19 päeva tagasi
Andrew DePooter
Andrew DePooter

Hexagons are the bestagons

19 päeva tagasi
Bina Mertens
Bina Mertens

So basicly pirates were the early comunists

20 päeva tagasi
Palpetinus
Palpetinus

Some say he still asks the Captain and Quartermaster alternately for their opinions.

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Jerónimo Rodríguez
Jerónimo Rodríguez

Ships were full of rocks? Or is that coal? @1:06

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iis gamer
iis gamer

soooo who owns the pirate ship

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Marco Jiménez Buzón
Marco Jiménez Buzón

-Are you English? -Congratulation, you already were a pirate.

20 päeva tagasi
the bunny hawk
the bunny hawk

So...... pirates owned their means of production

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Articulate99
Articulate99

Always interesting, thank you.

20 päeva tagasi
Dapper Walrus
Dapper Walrus

I;m stuck in an endless lope SAVE ME

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qip dip
qip dip

Man, being the quartermaster is pretty boring.

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Commentis Anonymous
Commentis Anonymous

Captain: Chipper AF Quartermaster: Monotone voice

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The Lucky Pepsi
The Lucky Pepsi

I'd like to ask Sam onella first

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7920 Amel
7920 Amel

I want a time machine and go to 17th century and be a pirate now in 2021 pirate like: "Ok we surrender with no fight"

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nathan_ao
nathan_ao

Pirates are great businessmen

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Vimto Stealer
Vimto Stealer

0:14 four farthings is just one penny

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Charlie Gan Productions
Charlie Gan Productions

1:00 cool stuff

22 päeva tagasi
444haluk
444haluk

Basically pirates are gangs on sea with a contract and have a sense of meritocracy.

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This Is..Requiem.
This Is..Requiem.

You have ruined pirates.

23 päeva tagasi
Sean Viklünd
Sean Viklünd

0:51. *heavy breathing* HEXAGON

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NaN NaN
NaN NaN

I'd like to talk to a medic of this ship.

24 päeva tagasi
A pillow
A pillow

If you watch all his videos at 0.75 speed he sounds normal-ish or drunk.

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lovegrape kitty
lovegrape kitty

Honestly I somehow like the quartermaster version it's more technical

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AwesomeShite
AwesomeShite

"This is not because we are better than the Empire" * Litterally explains how they are better than the Empire *

25 päeva tagasi
Oreo Lord
Oreo Lord

He meant morally superior to the empire. They aren't better than them out if the goodness of their hearts but because they have to be

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John Smith
John Smith

So it's a loop

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Stapido McAzfaike ur mom
Stapido McAzfaike ur mom

Back about a year later... So did he ever decide?

26 päeva tagasi
Вардан Степанян
Вардан Степанян

I do not understand why YouTube didn’t show me this earlier. Why I had to waste my time on crappy videos wile this gem was here. Some times YouTube is truly a metaphor for a gem digging.

26 päeva tagasi
Mr Picky
Mr Picky

dude, i am a marketer and you blew my mind here!!!!! holly cow! you are right, some real life businesses are actually pirating !

26 päeva tagasi
Astro Orbis
Astro Orbis

_filosofy_

26 päeva tagasi

So this one is how the pirate business works, and the captain's version is why it works

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Matías García Casas
Matías García Casas

Wow pirates are actually way cooler than thought I would have totally joined.

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Tiger Ferguson
Tiger Ferguson

now I kinda want to become a pirate

27 päeva tagasi
Cronialpaler
Cronialpaler

Man, the 1800s sure had more economic opportunities.

27 päeva tagasi
Mack
Mack

Booty... gigiddy

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Fhilo Wael
Fhilo Wael

I want to be pirate

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Shiekh Waleed Mir Al-Protein
Shiekh Waleed Mir Al-Protein

I like how Pirates were more organised than most democracies today!

27 päeva tagasi
KV - 06KP 862845 Calderstone MS
KV - 06KP 862845 Calderstone MS

Lets admit that the captain is chill

27 päeva tagasi
Boba The Fett
Boba The Fett

You should make one of these about drug cartel workers.

27 päeva tagasi
The King of Cookies
The King of Cookies

Either side makes being a pirate sound cushy and nice, how has he not decided?

27 päeva tagasi
St Louisball
St Louisball

I swear this came out 3 months ago, not 10

28 päeva tagasi
SATYAM KUMAR
SATYAM KUMAR

Luffy will definitely be depressed with reality

28 päeva tagasi
William Winson
William Winson

On my 25th rewatch :)

28 päeva tagasi
jackthegamer
jackthegamer

so to make it simple and for the time, been a pirate was just another way to gain money while been a sailor would end up been the safer and more boring way to go and fortunatly, even back than, sailors would revolts and become pirates due to the very bad wages and terrible treatments they get, infact its a bit the reason why most companies today prefer to pay everyone at a very close wages to the lower paid workers so that the workers doesn't get furious at their superior too much AND have a reason to back it up

29 päeva tagasi
Colbert Dolbert
Colbert Dolbert

Now i can Better play my pirate dnd character

29 päeva tagasi
ibukimiobruh
ibukimiobruh

so basically its kyoya and tamaki from OHSHC

29 päeva tagasi
MillicentChuyin
MillicentChuyin

I agree with this

29 päeva tagasi
J. Ackermann
J. Ackermann

0:38 Someone else is apparently Blackbeard

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Trashy-Kun
Trashy-Kun

these two pirate videos are great videos. goodjob, very entertaining!

29 päeva tagasi
Princess Marlena
Princess Marlena

“Ahhhrrrrrrrr!” 🏴‍☠️

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Big Buff Cowboy
Big Buff Cowboy

Let's see Paul Allen's pirate pitch

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Dogeinator
Dogeinator

'booty' h e h e h e h e

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heartlessmushroom
heartlessmushroom

If I had to choose between imperial and pirate life, I'd honestly choose the pirate life based on this video. Unironically sounds less cut-throat than the colonialist driven empire

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SAbre5311
SAbre5311

Heeeeelllllllppp! I'm stuck in a loop of these 2 videos, over and over.....!

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Sufelixtulfan
Sufelixtulfan

OK now I wanna be a pirate

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I honestly don't know
I honestly don't know

So what your telling me is pirates are communists

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Earth Minecraftion
Earth Minecraftion

1:13 when you realize booty

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Victor Hendricks
Victor Hendricks

I'd say yes, no need for captain's input

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Jizal Ahbdid
Jizal Ahbdid

5:19 Ace:

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sunok
sunok

owo

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shodanxx
shodanxx

Lol @ cgp's bleeding material determinism. Though criminality is an interesting proposition when you put it like that. Only maiming seems particularly disagreeable but I have a solution. Quantum suicide. Any outcome with unacceptable losses is to be converted into death. And voila, criminality can only end well or end immediately.

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Madison Simmons
Madison Simmons

so which was the part 1 and which was the part 2

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Teodor Ferseta
Teodor Ferseta

Most privateers had European monarchies as actual customers, though. Elizabethan England was financing Captn. Drake out of an expectation it would get part of the Spaniard gold he was plundering as a return on investment. The system described here never worked. Once the letters of marque stopped being issued by governing authorities (i.e. The Empire), the pirates went under.

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Yash Adalti
Yash Adalti

The Holy Video of the Pastafarian Faith

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Dylan Grant
Dylan Grant

I would *LOVE* to be a PIRATE

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A_Dreamer
A_Dreamer

3:33 The Gentleman Pirate: Hold my beer

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Not Yveltal
Not Yveltal

Chop chop

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Vivi
Vivi

pirate's loophole: have a friendly pirate ship fight you but not really and now you can't be removed from your captain position

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xtruckthor
xtruckthor

“Wait, that’s illegal!” “Illegal?”

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totalolage _
totalolage _

So pirates were ancaps

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LIM REN JIE Moe
LIM REN JIE Moe

This is the business version

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Chinese Communist Party
Chinese Communist Party

u r cool

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Leo Sarpamones
Leo Sarpamones

This is like one piece

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Borat Sagdiyev
Borat Sagdiyev

Yar I'm in. Lets set sail!

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Camobeasto
Camobeasto

I’ve been lied to...

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Toaster having a bath
Toaster having a bath

Bill, i have a contract

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Emma Hardt
Emma Hardt

Comrade quartermaster

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Manish Dyall
Manish Dyall

So basically, piracy is socialism?

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Allan Dexter14
Allan Dexter14

O

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Sahara
Sahara

help. I'm in an endless loop. Captain, then quarter master, then captain again.

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internet person
internet person

Imagine going around by boat flying a flag with the words "NO SOLICITING"

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Xhe
Xhe

HEXAGONS 0:51

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Fenriz Nobile
Fenriz Nobile

_BESTAGONS_

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Popotato
Popotato

6:37 nice

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